"FAT DUCKS IN TRUNKS" HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT - ORANGE

Oversized in spirit and relaxed in fit, this fashion-deprived brain child from our co-founder is made from thick, ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that’s tough enough for day drinking and soft enough for hungover Pornhub marathons.

Why it slaps:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft but strong, like dad bods
• 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — beefy, just like our duck hero
• Garment-dyed — pre-faded, like your willpower
• Relaxed fit — built for bellies, not 6-packs
• Double-stitched collar + hems — because sloppy stitching is for quitters
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders — made to outlive your wildest nights

BTW:
Each shirt is made-to-order. No stockpile. No waste. Just fresh hot fits served slow — because good things (and bad ducks) are always worth waiting for.