"SUGAR QUACKY" HEAVYWEIGHT TEE - YELLOW'ISH

These ducks are living the dream — fake tits, real bills, and zero tax concerns.
Made from thick, soft, garment-dyed cotton, this shirt drips harder than a gold chain on a rubber duck.

Specs that slap:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for cuddles
• 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick like Quacky’s wallet
• Garment-dyed — premium feel, scandal-ready fade
• Relaxed fit — made for chilling and billing
• Double-stitched collar + hems — durable enough to survive duck drama
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders — built for naughty behavior

Slow drip, big tip:
This tee’s made just for you when you hit that order button — giving you more time to play with your trouser duck. Thanks for dressing like a baller and shopping like a saint.