"BE MY FLUFFER" HEAVYWEIGHT TEE - BLACK/WHITE

Elegant cursive. Inappropriate pickup line. This tee is your walking contradiction — just like the situationships you keep catching feelings in. Perfect for dates, breakups, awkward family dinners, and anyone who’s ever been too online.

Dirty little details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft like pillow talk
• 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick like your browser history
• Garment-dyed — pre-faded, unlike your morals
• Relaxed fit — built to breathe, stretch, and sin
• Double-needle stitching — keeps it up, when you don’t

FYI:
We make this tee after you order it. No stockpiles. No overproduction. Just one freshly-printed invite to cross the line. Thanks for dressing like a legend and keeping the planet a little less f#&ked.