It’s the snack that fights back. Soft as summer fruit but built like a bomb, this heavyweight cotton tee is for those who smile sweet and strike hard. Looks chill. Feels soft. Carries chaos.
Blast specs: • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to seduce • 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick like tasty tension • Garment-dyed — gives that slightly unhinged, vintage look • Relaxed fit — built for comfort, destruction optional • Double-needle stitching — reinforced for the recoil
Note: Every tee is made-to-order. So yeah, you’ll wait a little longer — giving you more time to spend on Pornhub. Thanks for dressing dangerously and responsibly.
