"SMALL APE - BIG ANACONDA" PREMIUM COTTON T-SHIRT - WHITE

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a public service announcement.
This tee is built for those who walk heavy — in attitude and anatomy. With a clean, classic fit and pill-resistant finish, it’ll last longer and fit better than your underwear ever did.

Girth check:
• 100% premium cotton — soft enough to flex
• 5.89 oz/yd² (200 g/m²) — lightweight but not light where it counts
• Regular fit — made for big dick energy without the squeeze
• Crew neck — classic, confident, and always ready
• Pill-resistant — won’t fuzz up when things get rough
• Superior color retention — your tee fades less than your flings

Heads up, size king:
This tee is made-to-order, not pulled from some dusty bulk bin. Thanks for waiting a little longer to wear something that says “Yeah, it’s that big” — without saying a word.