Forget therapy—this tee is your prescription for bad taste done right. Thick, structured, and garment-dyed for that lived-in look, it’s soft enough to crash in and bold enough to wear like a side effect.
100% ring-spun cotton (pure, uncut)
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) – solid like your hangover headaches
Garment-dyed for a faded, already-fucked-up vibe
Relaxed fit—built for sinners, not gym rats
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar (won’t quit before you do)Twill-taped neck & shoulders = durability for reckless living
Double-needle hems for extra strength
⚠️ Each shirt is printed fresh on demand—no stockpile, no overdoses, no waste. Thanks for keeping your sins sustainable.
