He’s fluffy, furious and ready to kill. Whether you’re dealing with inner rage or just want to confuse the hell out of strangers, this heavyweight tee delivers softness on the outside and chaos at heart. Just like you.
Built for violence and vibes: • 100% ring-spun cotton — plush like a bear, tough like the barrel • 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick enough to take a hit • Garment-dyed — vintage look, modern threat • Relaxed fit — comfy enough to conceal your issues
Heads up: This tee is made just for you when you order — not stockpiled, not rushed. Thanks for repping slow fashion, stuffed threats, and big drip energy.
