Why wear a halo when you can rock a hoodie? Designed for fashion sinners who skip confession and head straight to the swinger party, it’s got the comfort of grandma’s hug and the attitude of her middle finger.
100% cotton face (pure enough… for now)
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (because even sinners love durability)
Front pouch pocket (hide your sins, ludes, or both)
Matching drawstrings (for when you’re tied up in temptation)
3-panel hood (extra coverage when G-d’s watching)
⚠️ Runs small. Order a size up unless you enjoy suffering for your bad thoughts.
Each hoodie is made on demand—no mass-produced purgatory here. So thanks for your patience and for keeping your chest stylish.
