Shirtless and shameless, this heavyweight tee is a tribute to the duck who gave up on beach bodies and doubled down on bliss. With thick, garment-dyed cotton and a relaxed fit, it’s built for those who know the only real summer goal is float, drink, repeat.
For legends of leisure: • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for long naps • 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavy, like your stomach • Garment-dyed — looks like it’s lived a little • Relaxed fit — for bellies, beers, and big duck energy • Double-stitched collar + hems — made to survive sunscreen stains • Twill-taped neck and shoulders — because quality still matters
Heads-up: Each tee is made to order. That means less waste, more patience, and one freshly printed slice of poolside perfection. Thanks for supporting slow fashion and legendary ducks.
