Why settle for royal drip when you can crown yourself the King of Debauchery? This oversized faded tee isn’t here to play nice. It's your official uniform for flipping the bird at good taste.
Product specs (for the nerds): • 100% carded cotton — soft and ready for abuse • Heavyweight 7.1 oz fabric — feels as big as your ego • Boxy oversized fit — let it hang, let it flow • Wide neck ribbing — chunky, like you after 5 beers
Heads up, rebels: This bad boy is made-to-order just for you. That means it'll take a little longer to ship, but who cares? You're killing overproduction and flexing patience.
